{"product_id":"copy-of-magic-dad-like-a-regular-dad-but-legendary","title":"Tolarian Wisdom — Reading the Card Explains the Card","description":"📖 TOLARIAN WISDOM\n\n\"Reading the card explains the card.\"\n\nIt's the first rule of Magic that every new player learns and every veteran forgets to mention. The question is asked in every Commander pod, every FNM, every kitchen table game:\n\n\"What does that do?\"\n\nIt does what it says. The card explains itself.\n\n🧙 INSTANT — Tutor\nRULES TEXT: Target player reads the card aloud. If they still ask, shuffle their hand and return it to them slightly slower.\n\n📜 FLAVOR TEXT:\n\"Urza didn't get to where he is by asking someone else what his cards do.\"\n\n⚡ PRODUCT DETAILS\n• Gildan Softstyle® 64000 — ultra-soft, premium feel\n• 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors) \/ polyester blends (heathers)\n• Modern unisex cut — fits true to size\n• Durable DTG print — stays fresh wash after wash\n• Pre-shrunk fabric that keeps its shape\n\n👕 CARE\nMachine wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.\n\n🌙 Lunar Pixel — Limited Edition Geek \u0026amp; Nerd Wear\nDesigned by fans, printed on demand. Because the best adventures start with a good shirt.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":42406497812526,"sku":"29932465672947068916","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":42406497845294,"sku":"68044236007100617544","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":42406497878062,"sku":"18987484229473726181","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":42406497910830,"sku":"26793831948631673829","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":42406497943598,"sku":"23515960575023069064","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":42406497976366,"sku":"11051188541755151473","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":42406498009134,"sku":"27489544684650817723","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":42406498041902,"sku":"24811758025683677916","price":16.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":42406498074670,"sku":"22310983164304795299","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42406498107438,"sku":"27188854209352661542","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":42406498140206,"sku":"20813581933263981708","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":42406498172974,"sku":"14446076321662115103","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42406498205742,"sku":"29658481570804111752","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":42406498238510,"sku":"61491845761818474626","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":42406498271278,"sku":"16092113941625778735","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0599\/0560\/5678\/files\/20260607213624-1f162b8e-ee74-6b02-b13a-6ab400e004c2.jpg?v=1780868332","url":"https:\/\/shop.lunarpixel.co\/products\/copy-of-magic-dad-like-a-regular-dad-but-legendary","provider":"Lunar Pixel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}