Magic The Fathering
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⚔️ MAGIC THE FATHERING
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a sleep schedule. If you can't, you lose 3 life and gain one dad joke.
This is the card that was never printed but every parent already owns. A sorcery-speed parenting saga that plays out across the dinner table, the back seat of the minivan, and the living room floor at 2 AM.
✨ ENCHANTMENT — Aura Dad
Enchant parent. Enchanted parent has "Whenever a child asks a question, you may search your library for a bad pun and put it onto the stack."
📜 FLAVOR TEXT:
"The diaper changes, but the dad jokes are forever."
⚡ PRODUCT DETAILS
• Gildan Softstyle® 64000 — ultra-soft, premium feel
• 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors) / polyester blends (heathers)
• Modern unisex cut — fits true to size
• Durable DTG print — stays fresh wash after wash
• Pre-shrunk fabric that keeps its shape
👕 CARE
Machine wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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Magic The Fathering
$28.99 USD
Sale price
$28.99 USD
Regular price